Grandma’s Tub of Lard

15 May

Today I picked up a friendly-looking burlap-colored bag in the potato chip section and made a discovery. Unlike Frito-Lay, which is creating a collection of earth tone-colored bags filled with healthier versions of their popular chip flavors, Utz is taking a different tack. Grandma Utz’s naturey bags of snacks are truly old school, in a truly unsettling way. Namely, she fries her “thicker, unrinsed slices” in pure lard! Deeelightful!

I suppose in this enlightened moment, when the skinny and bespectacled Michael Pollan is killing his own wild boar and we’re all riding a passion for “real” food, it makes sense. But lard?? Anti-veggie, un-kosher, cholesterol-and-saturated-fat-filled fat? Whole foods revolution, can’t you do better than that?

Well, at least the customers are happy. WALA!

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To wit:

Lard nutritional profile

Peanut oil nutritional profile

Doritos have their own site that’s worth experiencing

3 Responses to “Grandma’s Tub of Lard”

  1. P May 15, 2008 at 8:50 pm #

    What is WALA? I looked at the comments… Is it an Utz thing?

  2. Rhea May 18, 2008 at 9:18 pm #

    I think it’s an attempt to say “voila” with a distinct lack of French language background.

  3. devadeva mirel May 29, 2008 at 5:49 pm #

    great posting. so important to read the ingredients.

    and great to meet your blog!

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